Charlotte sloth

A very slow creature with long greasy hair but a good figure

"Why is she walking so slow?"
"She must be a charlotte sloth"

by Slothyslothgirl April 16, 2025

Lithium Sloth

/ˈliTHēəm/— /slôTH/
Adjective

Individuals that consume prescription lithium, whose side effects result in lethargy, cognitive slowing, and dulling of personality.

Justin has turned into a lithium sloth ever since he started taking Lithobid. He reminds of of Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh.

by Pluto of Portland March 30, 2026

Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Louis slotin

A Canadian physicist who died at 35.. who honestly had balls to do what he fucking did. Bravo man, bravo.

“Man that fucker is brave!”

“Twink, have you even heard about Louis Slotin??? Your a MORON!”

by Яненавижу_тебя October 6, 2025

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.

How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!

by pesuedonando December 9, 2015

You be slothin'

To move slowly. To lack people in your step

Peppy, you be slothin'..

by Ngunz October 4, 2016