When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.
“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”
by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025
Get the Slipped a bean mug.The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.
I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.
by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025
Get the Himalayan Slip-n-Slide mug.When you accidentally call or message someone because your finger slipped or mistapped on a smartphone screen.
Unlike a butt dial, which happens in your pocket, a slip dial happens in your hand — thanks to clumsy fingers or sensitive touchscreens.
Unlike a butt dial, which happens in your pocket, a slip dial happens in your hand — thanks to clumsy fingers or sensitive touchscreens.
“Ugh, I just slip-dialed my ex while scrolling through contacts.”
“Sorry for the random call — total slip dial!”
“Slip dials happen to the best of us.”
“Sorry for the random call — total slip dial!”
“Slip dials happen to the best of us.”
by Rulers October 27, 2025
Get the Slip Dial mug.A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.
by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025
Get the Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC mug.by SpyCDiarrhea November 18, 2025
Get the Floridian slip mug.The act of diarrhea being spread across the floor and then you run and dive full speed naked and erected sliding into you muddy partners poopy vagina.
by Poop goblet November 24, 2025
Get the Muddy slip n slide mug.A digital disease where an AI misinterprets a question and proudly unleashes a fact-shaped lie with the confidence of a con artist and the IQ of a malfunctioning vending machine. The error then replicates—echoing through outputs, search results, and unsuspecting bots—until the original truth is buried beneath layers of algorithmic delusion. It’s not malice. It’s the machine equivalent of tripping over your own shoelaces and declaring gravity outdated.
“I swear, one tiny cyber hallucinated fact and suddenly the whole internet is infected. Turing Slip Contamination spreads faster than bad memes.”
by APedant November 25, 2025
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