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Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
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Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
by Toaksy July 7, 2017
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the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone
by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017
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Crep stepping

The act of gently stepping on someone's shew multiple times to enrage them.
I was crep stepping this guy until he tried to punch me
by Ratman Cuntmit April 20, 2018
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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
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Skinny slapping

To have a slapping fest with someone while naked.
Me and my friend had a skinny slapping contest last night to see who could handle the most slaps
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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The Sleeping Beauty

The process of putting both nuts on a girls face, the right ball on the right eye and the left ball on the left eye, during sexual intercourse, causing said biddy to not see a thing but ur wrinkly ballsack. For the position to work properly, the girl must lick the man’s anus whilst he masturbates, causing him to eventually bust a fat load.
“Bro, shawty really a freak.”

“Deadass?”

“Hell yea bro! I even hit her with the sleeping beauty. A nigga really busted in her hair, shit was a movie my guy”
by Young Coochie Bandit April 28, 2019
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