Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.
Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'
by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011
Get the Jockey Shit mug.An occurence where a bowel movement is unintentionally placed anywhere but in a toilet bowl or otherwise proper disposal receptacle. This is similar to fecal jihad or turd terrorism but differ in the fact that fecal jihad and turd terrorism are intentional acts.
Example 1:
Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?
A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.
Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?
A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
Q: Dude, you're like two hours late. We already saw the movie. Where the hell were you?
A: Oh, sorry man. I ate two bowls of bran cereal, two bananas and a pot of coffee this morning. I got stuck in traffic on the way here. I couldn't hold it in any more and had a severe shitting incident in my pants. I had to go back home and clean up. My car is disgusting right now.
Example 2:
Q: So, uh, I heard you had an interesting evening last night...?
A: Um, yeah. I had a pretty bad shitting incident at a bar. I suddenly had to go, like immediately. There was some fat asshole pissing in the crapper for about three weeks. I held it in as long as I could. As soon as I got in there, I took off my pants but a pound of crap shotgunned out long before I could sit down. It was everywhere but in the bowl. Some may have hit the ceiling. I had to leave the bar out the back door.
by JEUNT January 14, 2010
Get the shitting incident mug.The act of climbing the outside of the dividing wall of a public toilet and dropping a duece on an unsuspecting person who is also defocating. This can be dangerous and should be performed with a spotter to avoid injury and should also involve a hasty escape route.
see also Hot Carl Bomb
see also Hot Carl Bomb
Garreth was walking through the airport when suddenly his legs cramped and lost all strength. He knew what was coming and it wouldn't be pretty. He hastened to the lavatory, quickly laid down the paper seat, and dropped his trousers. Before he actually made contact with the paper-protected plastic, liquid hot magma sprayed the back of the bowl. As his quivering hamstrings regained their control, Garreth felt relieved and reached for the toilet paper to begin his ascent from the public bowl, and thats when he saw it; a white pimply ass perched over the top of the stall. In pre-wiped frozen horror, he watched as the intruding ass released 12 inches of unholy fecal rope that splatted down onto his right knee. Damn it! If not for the pre-diarrhea leg cramp weakness, he would have been able to avoid this sky shit. On top of everything else, cleaning up his soiled leg took too much time and Garreth missed his connecting flight.
by A Child Without an Eye December 22, 2004
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Get the shit mug.Opposite of a 'Shout-Out'. Used like a shout-out, but in regards to something or someone despised. Most often used during broadcasts, or podcasts.
by No1ButU June 26, 2008
Get the shit-in mug.A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 17, 2008
Get the Shit mug.my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin
the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out
the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items
the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin
the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out
the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items
the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
by redninja141 December 30, 2009
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