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queef

queef: Sound created when oxygen that has
accumulated to a fairly excessive ammount
finally is discharged from vagina.
Although his penis was of average size, he could not possibly fill her vastness, therefore with each in and out stroke,large quantities of air preceded his every thrusting motion.
by G.E.Tyrone May 14, 2005
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queef

an air bubble of gas that travels up the front of your crotch and burns a little.
Damn! I thought I was going to fart in the bathtub, but it ended up a queef
by mastameg February 5, 2010
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Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
by UCRKID January 5, 2010
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queef eater

Some one or something that is being of severe annoyance or is being just plain gay; can be used as a subsitute for words such as "fuck face" or "ass wipe."
"Cut that shit out you stupid queef eater!"
by Brendan Powell October 2, 2006
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Queef

man i gotta queef
by queef latifa July 11, 2003
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queef scab

When a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her pussy area.
Oh noes!! My queef cut my pussy!!!111 Zomg!!!1 Now i have a queef scab!11
by GILSTER September 12, 2006
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queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area
there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef
by melissa August 2, 2003
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