Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017

Puddinged

The act of giving and/or getting pudding.

For all your hard work, you're all being puddinged!

by Mr. Pudding April 17, 2017

Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

by Option 22 December 23, 2019

pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants

Jim had a pudding hammock during gym

by The8 November 20, 2015

pudding sniffer

Some who adores the smell of semen

Have you heard that Adriana is Pudding sniffer

by Blanaba King March 22, 2016

sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

by anonymous January 29, 2021