Pre-road rage

The rage that fills you as you wait in line at the DMV.

I might go on a killing spree because of my Pre-road rage!

by Rmilkman January 13, 2009

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Pre-Game Purgatory

When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.

“Were the bars busy last night?”

“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”

by JBeez__ April 14, 2020

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The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.

A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.

by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012

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pre-cough swallow

Refers to where you feel a cough coming on while your mouth is full of food/drink, and so you hastily down the entire mouthful so that your mouth and throat will be free to expel the cough "cleanly", rather than there being a humongous "geyser" of messy stuff to go flying all over the place and disgustingly splattering everything within a several-foot radius.

I'd just swallowed a big bite of spicy-hot chili and was in the process of washing it down with a swig of cold milk when I felt an overpowering urge to choke, so I did a hasty pre-cough swallow to avoid a spluttery shower of tomato-tinted milk all over my new tablecloth.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

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