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an adjective describing an unreasonably optimistic estimation of time
"A two minute mile seems a bit musky."
musky by sammiesweet January 31, 2024

Messy Bottom

someone who is homosexual and does the bending and overall gossips.
Person 1: person 3 has been talking bad about you

Person 2: fr?! such a messy bottom
Messy Bottom by Marieeeeeeeeeeea February 28, 2024

messy reggie

Named after notorious sex-pervert and nazi party member Reginald Zweigart, a 'messy reggie' is a deviant sex act. The exact nature of the 'messy reggie' is uncertain, however it is believed to be scatalogical in origin. In modern use, the term may be applied to any sex act that one perceives as disgusting or insulting to one's character.
"I don't like to kink shame, but once he asked for a messy reggie, I knew we weren't compatible."
messy reggie by Choppy History March 5, 2024
Missy is a slimy dog. She’s a back stabber. She is not to be trusted. She’s gross and weird. Missy is hideous inside and out.
Ew there’s Missy, don’t trust her around your man.
Missy by Xoxohater March 8, 2024
The correct way to spell mussel.
No one says MUSS-LE (This ain't France) we say MUSS-EL. I eat the mussle
Mussle by MussleMan March 12, 2024

Messy Nessie 

When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
Messy Nessie by Sbreps March 18, 2024