Moose Juice

A mixture of all the left-over juices in the fridge.

There was a little orange juice & cranberry & apple juice left in the fridge so he mixed them up and served them to the kids and called it 'Moose Juice'

by Coffeeboy7 August 16, 2011

moose fucker

when somebody fucks amoose

uh uuh yes yes harder uh ahhh!

by DaRk AnGeL March 12, 2003

moose-knuckle

An intensified camel-toe or kuder-cleavage.

Damn girl! Your kuder must be hungry 'cause you got moose-knuckle!

by Mgutz December 9, 2008

moose burger

a womans vagina, originating from alaska. Preferably a woman who hasnt shaved down there in 10 years

1)having lived in the frigid alaskan climates, Sarah Palin has a enormous moose burger
2) Cindy McCain ate Sarah Palin's moose buger.

by R 2 DO ME December 31, 2008

Moose-fly

Cross between a moose and a fly. It makes a WWoonkbzzzzzp*
sound. At about an inch tall the moosefly is often considered to be either a very large fly, or a very small moose. They eat people...

spaZmodius: Hey. Look at that moose-fly. We should run.
Random onlooker: Nah. What a moose-fly gonna do? *get's eaten*
spaZmodius: Shit! Now how do I explain this to the president...

by spaZmodius November 5, 2005

swamp moose

noun. A large land animal found in the swamps. They are three times bigger than a regular moose and have the largest genitals of all land animals. (for you innernaut)

That guy is hung like a swamp moose!

by Evilstraps September 20, 2006

moose knuckles

similar to camel toe this refers to situations in which a female's pants are sooo tight that it gives the appearance of fat lips being separated, moose knuckle is the same thing except it refers to women pushing maximun density (over weight, fat, obese.)

Brian said, "Did you see that fat bitch; her moose knuckles look like a set of balls hanging through a pair nylons?"

by CBA December 16, 2007