mental pickle

When you are confused with a situation

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)

by Funnygal123456789 August 22, 2019

mental lol

When you laugh in your head but not aloud, aka MLol or mlol

Husband: “Aren’t you going to laugh at me?”
Wife: “I did, it was in my head. A mental lol.”

by Buckeyeheel May 23, 2018

Mental stick

A thin wooden pole with some sort of metal thing on top, usually is sold at "the cum bucket" or you can pre-order the latest version online.
Side-notes:
is completely different from a knife
Is usually very expensive

Stand back! I got a mental stick and I'm not afraid to use it!

by MishonSticks® April 11, 2017

mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum

Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer

by Planet Rob June 16, 2017

Psycho Princess Mental Tension

This is the code name for PMS one of my Irish teachers used to use. It is what he believes is an accurate description of what PMS is.

Teacher #1: ''Why did Becca leave the classroom so suddenly? Is something the matter?''
Teacher #2: *With a very heavy Irish accent* ''Oh ya know, Psycho Princess Mental Tension situation.''
Teacher #1: *With a very British accent* ''Bloody hell. Sounds like it's going to be a massacre.''

by thegamefreak543 October 31, 2017

Mentally hard stuck

If someone doesn't evolve mentally and is stuck like in a certain elo in League of Legends

Oh look at this stupid person, he is mentally hard stuck!

by DatBoi0000001 March 8, 2018