may 26th 

The day of all faggotry
Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit

Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit Dude I thonk I’m gay

may 26th by Jonnyhasatinypingus May 26, 2019

May The Bridges You Burn Light Your Way 

This great to use as you are writing somebody off for doing you wrong.

Dude, you had sex with my girlfriend, you stole twenty bucks out of my wallet, and smoked my last cig?

May the bridges you burn light your way asshole.

May The Bridges You Burn Light Your Way by Thom King October 16, 2005

May 24th

Give jacob head day

Oh it’s may 24th come here jacob

May 24th by Big cock jacob December 9, 2019

May West 

May west means Best or very best.

Want to rob a church?
That idea wasn't your may west was it?
(That idea wasn't your very best was it?)

May West by Michéal O B May 16, 2008

May-Turn 

May-turn, meaning "a person who changes their mind so frequently that they arrive at the conjecture that 'Nothing has changed'

I was going to go to Asda but on the way I changed my mind and headed towards Tesco but changed to Aldi or was it Lidl before finally choosing Morrison's which was my original choice so 'Nothing has changed' from my original decision.... May-Turn.

May-Turn by SuckItTories May 27, 2017

May 4 

Today you have to kiss your crush. Just do it.

Person 1: Today it's May 4th, the day when I have to kiss my crush. Can I kiss you?
Person 2: If it's that day... Yeah

May 4 by brokees April 30, 2019

May 10 

National stick your tounge down someones throat day.

Im gonna stick my tounge down your throat since its May 10th

May 10 by BoredomForever May 10, 2019