crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 13, 2007

kick in the nuts

Pain city, major league pain.

Don't make me mad, or I will do a field goal attempt on your ass. Okay?

by Saints October 31, 2003

kicking rocks

In desperate need of a pedicure. Dry, flaky unkept exposed feet

Girl....looks like you been kicking rocks, your feet are do nasty"

by Whitsmimsey February 15, 2014

kick a turd

pinch a brick
drop a deuce
take a poop
have a bowel movement

Jim: Haha, eww look at your sock; its all brown. looks like you kicked a turd.

Joe: nah man thats just mud, but i did kick a turd before i got here. i was farting all morning!

by dr.texmex April 21, 2010

little kicks

this dance movement is best carried out to the song 'the hustle' other songs make the band look retarteded

i was doing little kicks to new song 2 and a cute puppy tore my face off as i was butchering the dance

by loofooloo December 01, 2006

little kicks

this dance movement is best carried out to the song 'the hustle' other songs make the band look retarteded

i was doing little kicks to new song 2 and a cute puppy tore my face off as i was butchering the dance

by loofooloo December 01, 2006

Guinnea kick

A short downward kick to the knee or shins from a Wop, usually with a full body wind-up.

I was minding my own business when that silly Wop guinnea kicked me and then stole my Camaro. All I saw was his mullet flapping in the breeze as he sped away

by Chas-mo D July 11, 2008