1 definition by dr.texmex

kick a turd

pinch a brick
drop a deuce
take a poop
have a bowel movement

Jim: Haha, eww look at your sock; its all brown. looks like you kicked a turd.

Joe: nah man thats just mud, but i did kick a turd before i got here. i was farting all morning!

by dr.texmex April 21, 2010