Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.

This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.

by Ekul132 April 28, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.

Jonathan: I’m the most educated man on this planet
Me: ok but what about your baby hairs?

by anon5562 July 26, 2019

jonah calvo

if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay

You're such a jonah calvo.

by wewlad42069 September 10, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan's are wonderful people. They are usually tall and slender. They are really good at football and are good people. Sometimes they break their bones but they heal fast because they are troopers. They can be in a school band too. They are very adorable and attractive also. They tend to have a medium deep voice. If you are friends with a Jonathan then you are a lucky person

Random person: wow is that Jonathan?

Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.

by Ratty baddie October 2, 2019

Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies

I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night

by Maxi pad man November 16, 2019

Jonathan

a Jonathan is a man I could never let go of. he's adorable, nice, charming, beautiful. his smile lights up the world like nothin else. no matter how sad, angry, depreso expreso, you are he can always light up your mood. his laugh is contagious, you can never be sad w him. He's an all around giddy person anyone would love to have in their life.

person: your friends with Jonathan lucky!
person 2: ikr

by urmomthabom.com October 20, 2019

Jonathon

Jonathon is a very conceited human being who always thinks he’s cute asf and he really is. Jonathon has a warm heart and will always give his all for his special girl. His laugh sounds like a winded bottle and his hair looks like eyebrow hair. But all jokes aside jonathon is definitely someone you want to keep forever by your side and there isn’t any other Jonathon out there like the one you have now.

Jonathon to absana: “headass give me some reeses”.
Absana: “stfu you dumbass and come here grab some before I chop your beard off.”
Jonathon: “ why you so feisty”, “me likey”
Absana:🤪🤪

by Jonathon-Absana October 24, 2019