Rick James

Rick james was a hit in the 80's, his song was later stolen by the great MC hammer. He did jail time for some funny things including, burning a female with a crack pipe.

-almost everyone of these definitions has something about the dave chappelle skit in it, you mornons better get a fucking clue...its as if you think your the only one who has ever quoted that fucking skit-

by Nero March 15, 2005

calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004

James

A dark ass nigga who got a big ass gap in his mouth. His teeth can bite through a damn car.

James have you been in the sun too long. James teeth get more kills then he does in Fortnite

by Big charcoal June 12, 2018

LeBron James

A super talented professional basketball player who is, as of 2016, playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers. With persistence and hard work he helped the Cavs secure an NBA championship after a 52-year streak of sports failures for the city of Cleveland. He is an excellent athlete but everybody just hates on him because they are bandwagon haters. Seriously, virtually everybody in the NBA "flops" and "complains" once in a while. LeBron just gets all the criticism because he's a big guy and when he falls people just blame it on him exaggerating.

LeBron James will be another legend. He's not as good as Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant but he's still up there.

by susanandvictor4eva June 21, 2016

James Bond

A karate chop, usually to the back of the head.

I wanted to get into the show so I james bonded the bouncer.

by Jonrad December 28, 2005

James Skinner

a tall lanky magpie with a fetish for tongues and various species of bird, he often hides out in cupboards and ponders how to kill people. He will often go to local schools to bully and molest pupils.

James Skinner flew to school from his cupboard thinking of molesting peoples tongues

by batduck October 20, 2008

James Ryan

Someone who's not very large in the sack and is know for short lasting time in bed. They are also know for their ability to be easily offended and are known for being a bitch during an argument.

That guy is a James Ryan.

by Jakewiley2323 October 5, 2016