boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.

As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!

by slobobabe October 12, 2009

Hawk Tuah

In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.

Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.

by pornstitute August 5, 2024

Nick Hawk

The type of person who jerks off in a sauna.

You see that one guy in the sauna every single day, he's definitely a Nick Hawk huh?

by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022

hawk tuah

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by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Hawk 'Em Down

To chase them down, to catch up.

"I already dropped his mans, I still hawk 'em down!"

by sosa's def April 5, 2024

Hawk Tuah

Spit on that thang.

Ahhh you got to give him that hawk tuah!

by Kasperliss June 18, 2024

Stephen Hawking

A Physicist who is half chair half human

Do you know Stephen Hawking? Oh, you mean the intelligent chair?

by Yellow tree dick October 12, 2021