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Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 5, 2022
mugGet the Mike hawkmug.

hawk tuah

"you gotta give him the hawk tuah and spit on that thing"
by etymologycrusader June 24, 2024
mugGet the hawk tuahmug.

hawk and jawk

when you hawk tuah spit on that thang and jawk (jerk) it til a man nuts
i gave my homie travis kelce the hawk and jawk before the super bowl
by scoobydoopoppop1 December 2, 2024
mugGet the hawk and jawkmug.

hawk stalking

When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.
girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.
by gurrrllll August 24, 2011
mugGet the hawk stalkingmug.

Nick Hawk

The type of person who jerks off in a sauna.
You see that one guy in the sauna every single day, he's definitely a Nick Hawk huh?
by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022
mugGet the Nick Hawkmug.

hawk tuah

when you find a hawk in the sky and his name is tuah tugavailoa. and the bird has a funny face and eats burgers vburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvvvvvvvvv v bucks v bucks b vucks c buvks im going to eat at mezzanote tomrrow and tare spime does anyone wanna come MORGAN BAL,SLLER BALSER burgersvburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersburgers burgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersvvburgers
oh you gotta give em that hawk tuah spit on that burger burgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersvvvburgersvvvvvvburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgers
by funnypiano July 15, 2024
mugGet the hawk tuahmug.

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