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Flamingo

It's all the craze to seagull your friends in England, which is ejaculating into your hand and smacking the hell out of your friends in the face. What about females? What can these poor creatures of fate do to mimic males (as they've done for millenniums)? Ahhh have we found the solution! What are women good at you may ask? Arguably one of three things. Cooking (the arguable portion), Producing Children, and Menstruating!!! Finally women put their skills to ardent use. As they menstruate into their hands they whack males in the face with their vagina juice. That my disgusted friends is a flamingo.
Ahhhh (with a cringed face) dude, that skag just flamingoed his face with her vagina juice.
by Aussie Jameen April 19, 2010
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pink flamingo

When a girl with a rather large clitoris has anal sex with you, using said clitoris.
Dude, I can't believe your mom gave Steve a pink flamingo.
by RedelcherFace August 17, 2006
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flaming moe

"That guy's a flaming moe if he keeps hitting on guys and dreaming about blowing them or something."
by Dave January 15, 2004
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Flaming Cocktor Pepper

The act of masturbating with a flammable jelly. Seconds before climax, ignite the jelly and continue until you're finished.
A couple of cocktails, a nice adult video and a Flaming Cocktor Pepper is all he needs for a good time.
by AsktheBeerGuys August 13, 2010
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Gay Flamingos

A band of the extreme. They are a Tenacious D tribute band, and they really know how to rock your goddamn socks off. Really. You've got to check us out. First CD, "Get Off Me" is coming shortly.

Most recent work: Played "Friendship" in front of several thousand at our high school. Man, we kick ass.
The Gay Flamingos are great, man, no one can deny their tenaciousness.
by Steven April 7, 2004
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flamingo

When a drug has been mixed with other substances excessively, creating an impure waste of money.

ie.
when cocaine is mixed with Tylenol
by Samm. November 16, 2007
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flaming amazon

v. to light beaver tail on fire and then put it out with jizz
hey you're getting pretty hairy down there want a flaming amazon
by adolfschmidtler May 20, 2006
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