FUCK ISIS

FUCK THOSE DUMB JIHADS PIECE OF SHITS, THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND THEIR GOATS.

FUCK ISIS, those dumb pricks in Iraq, and Syria controlling bastards.

by THE OG OG MUDBONE March 17, 2016

fuck-thirty

An obscure measurement of time, really early in the morning or very late at night. Used to emphasize how incredibly early or late it was.

After the huge blizzard, my wife woke me up at fuck-thirty to go shovel the driveway.

by Goostoff January 28, 2005

fuck me running

its a expression of disbelief or amazement.

guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!

by zero July 15, 2004

fuck yo couch

Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.

Fuck yo couch, niggah!

by Kecktardo November 3, 2005

fuck and duck

the act of avoiding someone you had sexual intercourse with.
similar to suck and duck.

Guy 1: Hey, didn't you fuck that girl at my party last week?
Guy 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a fuck and duck!

by Kendall Brooklyn June 16, 2008

Fuck Bitches, Get Money

to disregard women, acquire currency

Kentot got dumped by his bitch so Dr. Krystoff Shishtovian & the ghost of Biggie Smalls told him to Fuck Bitches, Get Money

by Kentot February 9, 2010

fuckability

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

by sublimal June 26, 2004