Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.

Evan likes maps

by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022

Evan

A boy that can make you fall in love with him instantly. With his pretty eyes, old soul, genius mind, and dorky personality, he entraps you in his mystery. <3

Do you ever just think about Evan? Like what he's doing or what he's thinking about? Why he has that dopey smile on his face? 'Cause I do. I do, constantly.

by DoNotDisturb777 October 6, 2022

Evan

Evan is a short man with bad hair and ugly mustache

Girl : ew its evan run
Evan : hi *picks nose and eats*

by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 16, 2022

Murray Evans

Biggest studs you’ll ever meet

He’s a Murray Evans

by Muzzacuzza March 12, 2022

Peggy Evans

An alter ego used to describe someone who secretly enjoys being pegged by his partner but won’t admit it publicly.

“Oh, he’s dull in public, but you just know he’s a total Peggy Evans behind closed doors.”

by MagicarpalTunnel July 10, 2025

evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021

evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun

"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee

by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025