Luke Evans

A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt

"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"

by Panam Logistics November 15, 2021

Evan

Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!

Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

evan

is a big cunt and a big gay fag

you are an evan

by hickwomanisacunt February 25, 2019

Evan

A whore, extremely unloyal.

“Wow he’s such a whore.”

“What an Evan.”

by DefinitelyNotBrianna January 30, 2020

Evan

A gay faggot who is willing to put his penis in to anything (table, Lawnmower etc)

Who is he?
Oh him? He is a true Evan

by Not_An_Evan June 09, 2019

evan

evan is cool, funny, strong, pretty…cool, like to work out, not ugly 🤢🤮, and an actual lunatic.

who’s that person. he’s so funny
that’s evan.

by chicken dads August 14, 2021

Evan

A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.

Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.

Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.

Person 1: oh

by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018