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Ethan

A jerk. Someone who you think is your friend, but will hurt you someday so much that you can barely look them in the eye. Despite what he did to you though, you´ll still want to be friends with him because he´s really funny. Ethan had and will ditch multiple girls just because he got scared or intimidated. Ethans are usually sensitive to their own feelings, but really insensitive to others.
¨Why did Ethan have to go and mess things up?"
"I don't know he's such a jerk."
by person1029381023523 January 10, 2014
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Ethan

A major douche who loves the look of himself in the mirror. Also is a massive cock.
Hey, look at that dude. He is such an ethan!
by st33l3 February 22, 2011
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ethan and jenna

The perfect couple. One is never found without the other. Although Jenna is tiny and Ethan is super tall, they're still perfect for each other. There's no couple that can be compare to Ethan and Jenna! They're always snuggling and holding hands. They are thought of us one.
"Is that Jenna?"

"Jenna as in Ethan and Jenna?"

"Yeah! Hey, here Ethan comes!"

"They're the cutest couple ever!"
by pceluvtennis92 September 29, 2013
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DIRTY ETHAN

A guy who fetishizes vegetables, one who goes to the nearest phsyc ward and finds the biggest vegetable cock to stretch out his asshole. and he loves curly haired light skin with massive cocks. Also he never wears condoms unless they’re supreme x nike x dior off white dead stock lime red edition .
That guys definetly a dirty ethan. We should stay away from him.
by UrLightskinCompadre July 25, 2021
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Ethan

A super sweet boy who has beautiful brown eyes. Hes thaught of as unattractive and a nerd, but nerds are more interesting! hes super smart and LOVES science. a little chubby with epic man boobs but a super warm butt. You are lucky to know Ethan
A. Did you see Ethan doing the demensional analysis paper?
B. No, his face made my eyes die!
A. Well he was fast, almost as fast as me!
B. U CRAZY BRO
by Ethangirl September 20, 2012
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Ethan

Someone who has a really enormous forehead. Can also be called "Captain Forehead"! Also has huge ears that can closely resemble dinner plates.
Bob: Dude are you balding?
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.
by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008
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Ethan

Wow your such an Ethan
by EAC25 May 28, 2018
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