ear dildo

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

by Peacey P February 1, 2008

turn a deaf ear

Refuse to hear or listen to something or somebody on purpose.

When you really try to get people to listen and they don't, they obviously want to turn a deaf ear.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2005

pinning their ears back

Taken from what a dog does before it attacks. It means to charge or attack with full ferocity.

The quarterback is in trouble now. With no running game, they have to pass every play so the defensive line are pinning their ears back and rushing the quarterback.

by PriorKnowledge September 22, 2010

possum ear pussy

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

by possum chaser July 27, 2011

cheers big ears

Brit English for thank you, with a hint of cheeky yet affectionate mockery thrown in.

- Can I borrow your calculator?
- Yeah go ahead
- Cheers big ears

by B0bbyB March 11, 2008

Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014

Hears to my ears

The phrase referring hearing loud noise(s), meaning more than one noise. Used when hearing something rambunctiously annoying and irradiating. Only used when the sound is obviously heard; everyone hears.

“Jessica’s singing is hears to my ears!”

by Xxninjaryanxxss September 19, 2020