Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

Eating clams

Wasting time

Person: Please stop eating clams or else

by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

eau de toilette

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

802-EAT-SHIT

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.

If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!

by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018

mocha ears

Arabs in general, including other ethnic groups in North Africa and the Middle East.

If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.

by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023

Young Eagles Program

Experienced pilots take kids up in an Aeoronica plane for about 20 minutes, to 1000'. The kids' names are recorded in the World's Largest logbook in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Over a Million kids have been given Wonderful rides! Airplane rides are Awesome!

What a Wonderful program the Young Eagles Program is! My kids got to fly with them 2x & my son got to actually Pilot the plane for Over 75% of the time! My kids Love the Young Eagles Program! Airplane rides are Fantastic!

by Starchylde September 11, 2016

1-802-EAT-SHIT

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.

That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.

by marcallandottumblrdotcom May 19, 2018