Dumpty

When something is intended to be cute but it is not.

baby face

My husband just shaved his face. He looks dumpty.

by Kalynmo December 18, 2017

italian dumptruck

When a couple is unusually kinky and shits in a bowl and dumps it on there children as a form of punishment then has sex.

"My wife wanted us two to do an italian dumptruck!"

by black donut July 1, 2009

dumpster diving

going down on a girl; to orally stimulate a female's genitalia

be sure to get to know a girl before going dumpster diving

by bagheera187 April 9, 2006

Sperm Dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly and makes you nausous just looking at them. No one wants them for anything else but to dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

Or if you have ever watched BangBus it's just like that.

by waKtheSak September 12, 2008

Dumpty

noun, (duhmp-tee)

1. A Newfoundland term for a foot stool

2. A sex cushion

Jack and Jill humped on the dumpty

by 31_4eva January 10, 2012

Dumpster Hump

A move, a comeback, a way of acting, maybe even a sexual position.

1. Man I had some fun dumpster humping that girl.

2. I need a good dumpster hump right now.

3. I haven't dumpster humped in three weeks.

4. I just got dumpster humped!

5. Go dumpster hump yourself, noob!

by Mr.Random May 15, 2010

dumpsack

A sack of weed that is both skimpy and poor quality...and smashed. Derranged from the term "skimpsack".

An example of a dumpsack would be weed you buy from some cracked out wierdo who calls the weed "dense", but is just smashed from them sitting on it.

by Jasmine Kela June 23, 2008