Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.

I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

Skinny Dicking

To shortchange or rip someone off

I feel like you're skinny dicking on the price of that car, Bub.

by Immortal Decay May 17, 2016

Dimple dicking

Sucking cock with such vigor it leaves ones cheeks dimpled.

Jane looks really cute when she comes out of the walk-in. I think she's in their dimple dicking with the prep cook

by Micronaut October 6, 2016

The Dickie Toilet

The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.

When The Dickie Toilet came to this country, I never saw the toilet door unlocked

by The IllumanAtay October 20, 2016

Freestyle Dicking

Going into a intimate moment with a partner and using your penis for anything that comes to mind. Examples are brushing ones hair and poking their belly button.

'Oh mate you'll never believe what I did last night, I got a girl back for some freestyle dicking! She loved it, didn't know what was coming next'

by JPSlong December 19, 2016

tricky dicking

when a person commits election crimes during a campaign like President Richard Nixon.

There was some tricky dicking going on in states that let people vote without photo identification.

by Coop Dupe February 2, 2017

de-dickify

The act of muting your TV speakers when Dick Vitale is calling the game you want to enjoy watching.

I turned on the basketball game that I was psyched to watch but saw that Dick Vitale was the announcer. Rather than listen to him try yap and promote Duke throughout the game I pushed mute to de-dickify the speakers.

by ECat March 12, 2017