Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018

Deuce

2 ounces of Codeine cough syrup

Deuce - “I just dropped 2 Deuces of Tec in the sprite”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

Deuce

Deuce can be used as a synonym for the term “mess with me” and is usually followed by the word “me”

Tyler tried to deuce me.

by urbansandy November 7, 2022

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

Deuce

Deuce is a bor that gets either very lucky or unlucky. Deuce is also lookin kinda cylo

that's kinda deuce getting so lucky and lucky at the same time

by cylorun September 28, 2022

Deuce

1. A piece of shit.

2. A person-shaped piece of shit.

1. Hold on, I’ve got to drop a deuce.
2. Here comes Smitty.. what a fucking deuce!

by squiggular March 5, 2025

Iced the deuce

Jerking off onto your shit.

It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.

by Styles Bitchley July 8, 2010