Concord

A small village in Southern Michigan. Population stands just over 1,000 people. Not really known for anything. Was settled in 1952.

I live in Concord.

by jojo1859 December 11, 2011

condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

by Blue- White Colonel March 22, 2016

Condom Slap

When you slap your dumb ass friend with a dirty cum filled condom.

Yo John if you don't stop being a dumb ass ill condom slap yo ass.

by ThePublicAbusser October 21, 2016

Condom

Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.

I should've used a condom to stop y'all ugly ass from being born, you're a failure to the family.

by Condsumeraper April 3, 2017

Condom

A condom is something the male puts over his penis to protect him from STDs and many other diseases and the most important to not get females pregnant.
But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship

Taylor:did you bring protection!?

Chris:SHIT i forgot!

Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche

Chris: what the hell is that!?

Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.

Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)

by devil lips January 2, 2018

Concord

A dope urban/suburban ish city in the Bay Area, home to a bunch of different types of people, from Oakland and Pittsburg alike. The best Concord, fuck the other one. Home to the Boncord Bloods..

"The westside Concord is better than the eastside Concord, thats facts."

by Eniggez January 2, 2019

Condom

This word is unknown to man and it is made up

“What’s a condom”
“I don’t know”

by If thy snap score is over 1 mi June 28, 2020