Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

by Eyad, the weird kid December 8, 2019

Condom

The original "Son" block

Ah shit, the condom just broke.

by anonymous September 23, 2021

Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

condom

a tasty snack.

person 1: im hungry what should i eat?

person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night

by peaness2002 January 29, 2022

Condolencize

The act of expressing one’s sympathy towards another person

TJ: “Come on, man. Please just come to the funeral.”

Aaron: “No, dude. I’m not gonna condolencize your clearly neglected fish. Sure, it sucks for the fish, but you should’ve taken better care of it.”

by TheHumbleDesigner March 12, 2022

Condoriano

Someone who is pretending to be part of something he is not.

You are one of us Condoriano.

by TheAmazingBabos August 9, 2022

Condomhoover

Someone who after having sex sucks the condom up and absorbs its nutrients

My girlfriend sucked up the condom she is such a condomhoover

by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022