Biker Coffee 

Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up. Coffee is preferred because it's acrid taste masks additives well. The name originated from bikers who were on long drug runs who needed to stay up through the night.

It's 1:30 a.m. and you and your drunk friends decide to go to Las Vegas. So you say,"Hey, lets make some biker coffee's and jam!"

Biker Coffee by Big Lovin 666 September 16, 2009

Nigger Coffee 

6 oz. Coke
1 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Kaluha

Tastes like coffee but with a dark nigger flare. Hence the name.

Drink that nigger coffee bitch it's going to fuck you up.

Nigger Coffee by Rob C October 5, 2006

Tickle the Coffee Nymph 

To tickle the coffee nymph is when one sets out to obtain and achieves acquisition of a strong cup or mug of proper (not instant) coffee

Please excuse me I just need to go tickle the coffee nymph

Tickle the Coffee Nymph by trollgod June 29, 2009

Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.

black coffee with milk

Black Coffee with Milk by Quelmo Rodriguez July 1, 2010

percolating butt coffee 

A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.

"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"

percolating butt coffee by razer May 30, 2005

hot coffee mod

A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.

Joe: Did you get the hot coffee mod yet?
Bill: Yeah, and I'm no good at it.

hot coffee mod by improviduto August 26, 2005

cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

cotton mouth coffee beans by blaze1234567890987654321 October 11, 2008