Tickle the Coffee Nymph

To tickle the coffee nymph is when one sets out to obtain and achieves acquisition of a strong cup or mug of proper (not instant) coffee

Please excuse me I just need to go tickle the coffee nymph

by trollgod June 29, 2009

Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.

black coffee with milk

by Quelmo Rodriguez July 1, 2010

percolating butt coffee

A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.

"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"

by razer May 30, 2005

hot coffee mod

A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.

Joe: Did you get the hot coffee mod yet?
Bill: Yeah, and I'm no good at it.

by improviduto August 26, 2005

cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

by blaze1234567890987654321 October 11, 2008

Cars and Coffee

An Specific event where Car Guys and Tuners will meet up in their own spot early morning (2 - 7am) and after all people meet up in their own spot, they will go to the Car Meet they are attending that will start later on in the day.

No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.

Car Guy: I heard of that new SEMA event that's closest from here, but it'll take a while. Wanna plan a Cars and Coffee?
Tuner: Hell yea!

by DeadassDefs May 14, 2018

Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge

Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge Is A Place In Pee Pee Island Only Black People Are Allowed. And White People Pay For A Membership We Know it's not Ideal. Gaming For Free And Tons of cheap tasting coffee

Brayden: Im Bored Should We Go To Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge
Carson: Hell Yeah

by SadMachin3 July 7, 2019