Cantankerous

bad-tempered
cranky
cross
disagreeable
fretful
grouchy
grumpy
irascible
irritable
nasty
peevish
petulant

sierra; uugghh you smell cantankerous today.

jade;; oooohh but i am!

ryan;; no need for the tude.

jade;; shut up before i punch you in the fore head and embarrass you!

( ryan walks away crying)

sierra;; hmmm that was a cantankerous move.

jade;; yah i know but he deserved it he had the audacity to be a stupid head.

sierra;; well hope your day gets better and less cantankerous

(walks away)

(jade smells something and realizes what it is)
Jade;; dad you smell bad

jeena;; eewww


Jim; OOHHH CRAP!!!!

THE CAT PEE'D MY JACKET

Kiki(the cat);; meow.




how cantankerous.

by sierra&jade February 10, 2009

Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye

by MeAd November 3, 2003

Staff Captain

A rank in halo 3, usually lower than others.

Also an insult, since Staff is a synonym for penis.

Guy 1- lulz u suck
Guy 2- stop being such a staff captain

by Todahokji October 10, 2008

Captain Cook

James Cook was born on 27 October 1728 at Marton-in-Cleveland. His father, originally from Scotland, was also called James and married Grace Pace from Cleveland. Their family numbered eight children, though several died young. When James was still a child, his father moved to Great Ayton, a few miles away near the Cleveland Hills, and became the foreman on Aireyholme Farm.

Here he received the rudiments of education at the village school and assisted his father on the farm. In 1745, he began work in a grocer's shop at Staithes, a fishing village only a short distance from the busy port of Whitby.

After eighteen months, he determined to go to sea, and was introduced to the Walker family. John Walker and his brother Henry were Quaker ship owners engaged in the coal trade between the North-East and London.

The Quakers, or Society of Friends, were upright, hospitable people and known for their simplicity of manners and public spirit.

As the Elders of the Whitby Quakers advised them: "Be temperate and sober. Avoid all Pride and Affectation. Let your Moderation and Prudence appear to all men in speech and communication, in habit and furniture".

The young Cook could not have come to a better environment. The Walkers' ships were workaday 'cats' trading to London and across the North Sea. It was on the 'Freelove' in February 1747, carrying a cargo of coal to London, that Cook was introduced to the life of a sailor.

Captain Cook was simply the greatest sailoor of all times.

by Bon Bon January 3, 2004

captain pants

1:PN: the great warrior who defended the tortillas from the communist in 1989. Also known for his gift of pants to the eskimos in 1972.
2:N: A man who defends starch products from left wing nut jobs. Must love pants.

Captain Pants is my hero.

by Bob Awesome June 30, 2005

Captain America

To invert one's hands over the eyes to form a mock mask. Done while fucking a woman doggy style. An exclusive club you join in using this maneuuver. The move was originally created by Rat Boy.

Bro I pulled off the captain america last night, it was breath-taking

by macdad April 3, 2003

captain planet

When wearing a pair of underwear for a second or more times, alternative to commando. Captain Planet referring to the old television show of a super hero whose super power was recycling. The underwear may or may not be inside out.

It has been a while since I've done laundry, I'll have to go captain planet.

by Marty Mt.Dew March 6, 2008