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Nice girls shit ice cream. 

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.
The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.
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Orange Cream Soda 

A delicious combination of orange soda and ice cream created by the infamous Sir Brandon Taylor Edwards.
I would like a delicious orange cream soda created by Sir Brandon Taylor Edwards. Mmmmm, delectable.
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Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck 

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.
I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

sun-cream eater 

To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.

Ice Cream Standard 

Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food
Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard
Ice Cream Standard by quickfire14 February 23, 2013

Baby Cream 

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.
God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!
Baby Cream by theflash78 April 8, 2013

ice cream don't melt in the freezer 

A statement of fact. The truth.
Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"

Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."