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Love from a Bottle

Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.

Can also be used as "love in a bottle".
He relapsed recently and is miserably drinking love from a bottle.
Love from a Bottle by Saturn Mist November 28, 2025

Baby’s First Bottle

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman’s stomach
My husband provided baby’s first bottle last night.
Baby’s First Bottle by CoAnJa December 5, 2025

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle 

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period
I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

I don't even have your water bottle 

Ooh I hate white people
I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it
I already have a water bottle

Floating around like a fart in a bottle 

Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.