Blue Cheese 

Someone who is absolutely terrible at what they do. It would take too long to describe everything wrong with them, so you just settle with "Blue Cheese".

Person 1: Did you see him miss that easy layup? He needs to retire immediately.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally blue cheese

Blue Cheese by PeePeePooPooShire August 26, 2012

blue banana disease 

a disease in which your penis instantly swells and turns into a dark blue colour. If not treated in time, it will eventually drop off due to an erection.

urco: i used to suffer from blue banana disease. it is not a laughing matter. i no longer have a dick.

blue banana disease by mark chaplin February 5, 2010

Blue Mistic

Blue Mistic is a favorite refreshment of jungless, cuttas and any other bad Bahamian gal. The drink is usually part of a package deal a man exchanges for sex or sexual favors. The other part of the package usually is food preferably chicken involved and totaling under 10 dollars.

Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want a drink with that thigh snack?
Guy: Yes, a blue mistic
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want rubbers with that too cuz obviously u going to grind

Blue Mistic by Stanley Smith1 August 12, 2012

Blue Chip 

noun: Commonly used to describe a female who is under the legal age of consent, but shows a great deal of potential. Over time, the marketwise male will score big, cashing in on the Blue Chip.

Alternately: Blue Chipper

Man, this party is stacked full of Blue Chips!

Yeah, bro. Time to prospect the market.

Let's do this! I'm not leaving 'til I get me a Blue Chip.

Blue Chip by CaptainZlogg June 23, 2010

blue wallin 

when a women cannot ejaculate...or have an orgasm due to sudden stop in sexual activity's simular to blue ballin for men

similar to blue walling for men

blue wallin by lodjjdsa January 19, 2009

Blue Screen of Death 

a simple error that happens to morbidly outdated or cheap PCs.

The solution to this is to restart the computer.

This particular error message has been hyped up by Mac users to legendary proportions.

i personally have experianced the Blue Screen of Death once in the last 14 years of using PCs.

I do not know anyone who experiances this error message on a yearly basis.

It happened when i got a major virus because i didnt get any antivirus.

Blue Screen of Death by apocolyps6 July 1, 2009

Blue Balled ePirate 

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.

John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?

Blue Balled ePirate by McDoh! February 13, 2010