leather headed womb bat

the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss!

also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jolly rodger, sausage, meat, beef, one eyed snake and trumpet!!!

by GAZ September 21, 2004

run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

Ding Bat or 🔔 🦇

A popular adjective coined by Archie Bunker that was brought back to life by Kain DeBurges on Facebook describing mentally ill rumor starters primarily conservatives on social media. These people generally share and spread rumors they haven't researched themselves embarrassing themselves once they find out it's false. Most of their information gets generated from a Bot Twitter or social media account Echo Chamber

Hey did you hear that Wayfair was selling cabinets along with children and John F Kennedy Jr will be back to announce his vice presidency as he runs with Donald Trump in the next election?

Person with common sense: No I did not hear anything like that, that's insane. Where did you get that information from Ding Bat or 🔔 🦇?

Ding Bat 🦇: I got it from YouTube , and a meme

by NJson January 31, 2023

fucked up like a football bat

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008

boring as bat shit

Crap teenage saying, used also by older bogans who think they're still young and cool. Just a term added on to a self explanatory insult for 'effect'.

That girl is dumb as batshit. She is boring as bat shit.

by Shoopittyboo May 23, 2016

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

by giovany August 7, 2006