dogs in the bath

When you're hittin it doggy and try to squeeze your nuts in her ass, but they keep jumping out like dogs in the bath.

You can only put your dogs in the bath if you have BB sized balls.

by Bring amba lamp August 5, 2017

Orange Bath

The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff

“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”

by Handof October 15, 2018

Bath juice

Floating semen left in a body of water, especially a bathtub.

I got bath juice on my arm and it keeps pulling on my hairs when I try to get it off

by NotAids June 28, 2018

Mesopotamian honey bath

You have a sticky gang bang with honey it’s an ancient ritual. What goes back to 2335 BCE

Sargon of Akkad had many Mesopotamian honey baths

by Dystopian Willy guys December 4, 2025

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Bird Bath

Washing your penis in the sink.

Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.

by eevee666 May 10, 2015