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Minnesota Bar Mitzvah 

A right of passage for men in Minnesota. The ritual consists of donning your best flannel, heading to northern Minnesota, finding a bear and killing it in hand to hand combat. After the bear is killed, you must take the blood and rub it on your face. This will stimulate healthy beard growth. When the ritual is complete, you are now a Minnesota man.
I am going to the north shore for my Minnesota Bar Mitzvah
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Oh Sh#t Bar 

The bar a passenger in a vehicle grabs and yells OH SH#T when the driver is goin mad crazy.
I'm Glad this truck has Oh sh#t bars, or when you made that turn, I'd be in your lap!
Oh Sh#t Bar by RedFrog65 October 24, 2009
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Going jihad on the bar 

To drink all the alcohol available at the bar, until there are no beverages left.
Richard and Malcolm are going jihad on the bar. There won't be a drop of booze left when they're finished.

catch a bar 

When your cell phone doesn't have reception and you walk around (with purpose) to obtain the necessary signal to make your phone work.
Hold on a sec, I can't hear you. I need to catch a bar
catch a bar by Carinly October 1, 2010

Word for word, Bar for bar 

Copying someone or something with little to no change
He copied my whole flow, word for word, bar for bar -Soulja Boy
A "4 Bar" is one of the street names for the prescription drug Alprazolam. The more popular or trade/company name for the drug is Xanex. Medically it is used to treat anxiety disorders and panic attacks. "It works by decreasing excitement in the brain"www.nlm.nih.gov" The name "4 bar" is derived from the appearance of the pill witch is scored into four sections. Xanex is usually white, while some generic versions can be yellow. The high last around 4 hours, so experienced users sometimes take more than one. The drug is highly addictive if abused.
"Man, I just popped two 4 bars and I'm feelin loaded"

"Now it's six Xanex just to feel right" -- Rick Ross
4 Bar by Professor Jdotdunn July 18, 2010

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

we will search this on new years day
john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai