august 23rd

national fuck alex day
no one likes people named alex. they all suck <3

"yo wanna hang w alex?"
"fuck no! its august 23rd!"

by leo likes balls February 21, 2022

August 14

National send a titty drop video to your partner day

A : Hey babe guess what day it is ;)
B : its august 14
A : you know what that means babe u csnt say no
B : Finee give me 5 mins

by sky..<3 August 13, 2022

august 25

the day some humans were born. HONESTLY y’all are amazing <3. You guys are so cool but controlling u VIRGOS. being controlling is ok just not so much >:/. aight that’s it.

whoever born on August 25, I LYSM

by venuspsarklz October 30, 2021

August 4th

this is the day you bully your sister

Me : Haha this is mine now
Her : Why are you doing this :(
Me : Cause is August 4th
Her : Ugh I cant wait until august 5th

by jxjool on tiktok August 2, 2021

August Agony

A term coined by Sherwood Park IB students refering to the end of August when high school schedule changes are to be made. This time is especially agonizing for those taking partial IB because they have to work with both semesterized and de-semesterized classes, making it difficult to fit in all the classes one wants to take.

I can't even try to plan my schedule for next year until August Agony.
-or-
I'll figure out my schedule during August Agony.

by procrastination.nation May 27, 2008

August Anglemyer

My love. My lover. My Man. My Rock.

August Anglemyer is Misti Peterson's ONE.

by OneMistake December 14, 2021

August 24

This is National Love Day 8/24 the two numbers on Kobe Bryant’s back aka the real goat r.i.p to a legend, shoot a ball yell “For Kobe”

August 24 National Kobe Day
“Aye shoot this”
“Ight..... For Kobe”

by King of the grind January 27, 2020