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Grabby-arse-pully monster

Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.
HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.
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Slap arse day 

On the 5th of October boys / girl are allowed to slap a girls arse without them hitting u back if they do it means they own u a kiss
Ow why did u slap my arse for!?
It's slap arse day!
Slap arse day by Queisjsbs October 4, 2020

peen arse 

A phrase used to describe a person that can’t stop fidgeting or messing around and generally acts like a tit.
phil is messing around on a long car journey, "Stop being a peen arse phil"

David always acted like a peen arse in english.
peen arse by Random_hero_ December 1, 2006

Shitty Arse

Used to describe everything in the world
Shitty Arse by Abyss` June 13, 2005

Lard Arse 

One who is a Belcher, an Ian Belcher
That Belcher is a Lard Arse
Lard Arse by Anonymous September 25, 2003
A compound word sometimes used in 1970's and 80's New Zealand teenage lexicon to describe something that is cool or otherwise very agreeable.
I just saw that new movie "Star Wars". It was absolutely tin-arse.
Tin-arse by Drnobody June 19, 2011