Jinxed Yourself 

tread carefully as you might just get jinxed, but you've already made it this far, so step into my lair and see what the darkness holds.

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Jinxed Yourself by jinxedyourself May 18, 2024

distract yourself 

To frig yourself off

Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!

You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself

distract yourself by Burmbly May 26, 2024

Fuck yourself 

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.

Person 1: Go fuck yourself!
Person 2: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Person 1: Ew no you’re ugly.

Fuck yourself by Cassidythecashsmash June 10, 2024

plug yourself in 

The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"

Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"

plug yourself in by SuperPower1 November 1, 2024

Kill yourself 

What you should done/should've done/doing/trying for your entire life.

You should kill yourself

Kill yourself by Professional Etymologist November 26, 2024

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

Fuck yourself in the face by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Make yourself look stupid day 

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.

"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"

Make yourself look stupid day by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025