Wiper

1)look-up the 2nd definition of asswipe

2)a moocher, a.k.a. a person who feeds off other peoples belongings

yo get away from my stuff you wiper

by Tahj April 6, 2005

windshield wiper

The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!

John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!

by midgetpound3r January 31, 2010

Ghost Wipe

Twenty or thirty minutes after you answer the call of nature you return to the restoom to wipe one more time just to make sure you are clean.

I thought you just used the restroom? I did, I just had to do a ghost wipe before we left.

by thatsbetter August 21, 2008

Wipe your chin

when a bitch needs to step back

“Gf you need to wipe your chin”

by Jory September 8, 2018

wiper fluid

the thing that the guy said he got for jb and kg in tenacious d
's jesus ranch. this word probably means absolutly nothin

hey guys i got that aah wiper fluid for ya.

by jake1208 October 8, 2008

sideways wiper

n. One who wipes sideways as opposed to the normal manner of up and down. This is a lesser hygienical wipe for your anus.

Sideways wipers are also known as a famous anus.

Paul Dangler is a sideways wiper, Winnipeg's most famous anus.

by The Purple Package December 31, 2007

ass`wipe`licker`shit

ur an asswipe 4 readin dis!

FuCk u FiNd oUt aNoThEr WaY Fagz

by DA BADDEST BITCH September 8, 2003