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The perfect substitute for any noun, adjective, and/or verb.
Sean - Hey Shane, did you weaner the weaner for weaner?
Shane - Of course I weanered that weaner it was so weaner.
Sean - Oh nice! Can I have the weaners for the weaner?
Shane - No, that's weanering Sean!
Sean - Sorry, sometimes I'm a weaner.
Weaner by Yaknowweanermann November 9, 2009
A word used to describe an unusually small penis. This word is often found offensive to those with minute genital organs. Also see todger.
Examples being "Put your weener away you weedy shit" and "Oh my god WORRAWEENER!!!"
weener by oldskooljammer October 3, 2005

butts and weeners 

A game played by a group of guys where they run around naked grabbing eachothers butts and weeners.
"We went camping last weekend and had a crazy game of butts and weeners."

wiener cramp

The wiener is a muscle, and like all muscles of the body it can sometimes from lack of proper stretching techniques or dehydration, suffer from muscle cramps.
I was out for a jog with my girlfriend, and while jogging behind her I suffered a wiener cramp. I should have properly stretched before my run.
wiener cramp by mr. lz February 9, 2009

Wiener Pack 

All males packed into a car or truck
Did you see that truck had a wiener pack in it?
Wiener Pack by Qwn Bee 521 May 14, 2010

Butt weiser

The classic insult. To be used to insult a being.
This word is commonly mistaken for "Budweiser", which is a sort of beer. Certain beings are unable to differentiate the term 'Butt weiser' and 'Budweiser' - please do not let their stupidity confuse you.

(This term originated and was coined by a certain being named s.c.)
1. You Buttweiser!
2. No one wants to hear what you have to say, you BUTTWEISER
3. I'll Butt weiser you in a second
4.
person: "you're a buttweiser"
fool: "Butt weiser is a sort of beer..."
person: "thats butt weiser fool!"