rhino waffle

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.
Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.
by booty hooty February 15, 2016
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boat waffle

A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit
Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂
by BradmfknBrad July 01, 2020
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tossin waffles

When your buddy cums on your girlfriends abs and you lick it off.
Yo nash, hurry and finish so I can be tossin waffles!
by Nonameme July 07, 2017
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Cuck waffle

When a man and woman engage in sexual activity while her significant other watches from the corner. Upon climax the man cums onto an eggo which the cuck is forced to eat for further humiliation.
Bro I banged his wife and gave him a cuck waffle!
by Thegnome742 July 07, 2023
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Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 02, 2020
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Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 02, 2020
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Spoogy Waffle

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a waffle maker. Then you both eat the waffle.
My girlfriend and I were hungry after so we had a Spoogy Waffle.
by Rebreps November 04, 2023
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