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University of California San Diego
Founded in 1960, the University of California-San Diego (widely known as UCSD)is a high-ranked public research university located in North County San Diego in the conservative community of La Jolla. UCSD puts much of its focus and funding into its research depts. and graduate schools. This is good in the sense that it has raised the university to number 32 in the country in only 46 years, but bad in that it leaves the undergrads without any grand sports events and frat row, like its sisters UCLA and Berkeley. UCSD has come to the very point of surpassing UCLA in academics, out ranking it in Engineering, Poli Sci, and Theatre amoung other things. Without a large waste of money on a football team, the campus is sadly decentralized and lacks a reason to come together. In the good ol' days, UCSD was so liberal, that in one instance a student lit himself on fire and died, to protest the Vietnam war. It is inevitable, that in time UCSD will surpass the outdated UCLA, because of its fast climb and focus solely on academics. More students are now choosing SD over LA as well as Berkeley.
I got into the three best UC's. Berkeley, LA, and San Diego. I could live in a foggy shithole, in a cloud of pollution, or by a ocean bluff...what did you THINK I'd choose?
University of California San Diego: THE SMARTER ONES (taken from a bumper sticker in the bookstore).
Typical UCSD weekend: A gust of wind through the eucalyptus tress and weird songs from the Singing Tree.
Typical UCSD party: One handle of vodka with 100 tomato-faced asians.
Another typical UCSD party: Bad ass memories of Tijuana and the fuckload of money lost at Barona.
University of California San Diego: THE SMARTER ONES (taken from a bumper sticker in the bookstore).
Typical UCSD weekend: A gust of wind through the eucalyptus tress and weird songs from the Singing Tree.
Typical UCSD party: One handle of vodka with 100 tomato-faced asians.
Another typical UCSD party: Bad ass memories of Tijuana and the fuckload of money lost at Barona.
University of California San Diego by Justin G. April 28, 2006
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Saint Lawrence University
A university because of its 150 grad students in the education department. A small private university located in the middle of nowhere, NY; stone's throw from Canada in the town of Canton consisting of 4 restaurants, 2 clothing stores, 1 movie theatre, McDonalds and of course the Tic Toc. Now down to 1 fraternity-- the norm: drinking almost every night of the week. If you don't drink, campus is pretty boring, but you can sometimes find things to do. We work our asses off and are rewarded with a 10-day Thanksgiving break, and 5 weeks off for Christmas. Cheers to Scarlet and the Brown!
Saint Lawrence University by Genevieve SLU '09 November 30, 2005
Franciscan University
A small-sized college based in Steubenville, Ohio. Known to be one of the last genuine Catholic universities standing in America, the overwhelming majority of Franciscan University students embody the traditional Roman Catholic lifestyle.
Franciscan University of Steubenville ranks in the top tier of private universities in U.S. World & Report's Guide to the Best Schools in America.
The university is widely known in the Ohio area to be supportive of pro-life ideology. In fact, the college is closed for one day each year in respect for the Pro-Life March in Washington, D.C., in which many Franciscan students take bus rides to in order to participate.
Franciscan University of Steubenville ranks in the top tier of private universities in U.S. World & Report's Guide to the Best Schools in America.
The university is widely known in the Ohio area to be supportive of pro-life ideology. In fact, the college is closed for one day each year in respect for the Pro-Life March in Washington, D.C., in which many Franciscan students take bus rides to in order to participate.
If one is looking to benefit from a traditional Roman Catholic education, Franciscan University of Steubenville is known for providing top-tier theology courses.
Franciscan University by chitownmike May 16, 2006
University of Tampa
The University of Tampa is a private, co-educational institution of higher education comprised of approx. 5,300 students. It offers excellent academics, a beautiful campus, hot women, and a great location. It's also one of the biggest party schools in Florida!
University of Tampa by STUDENTTT September 8, 2006
University of Central Florida
University of Central Florida
The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.
If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.
The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.
The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.
If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.
The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.
I received a first-class education in awesomeness at the University of Central Florida. My major was mechanical engineering.
Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.
UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?
Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.
UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?
University of Central Florida by yeagerbombzzzzz May 2, 2010
university
An institution with the noble goal of educating individuals within specialized fields, thus promoting the advancement of society. Today, the majority of people who attend good universities are spoiled rich kids who have had lucky lives and only want to get high-paying jobs when they graduate.
Jimmy asked Sally why she went to university, and she said so that she could become a money-licking lawyer.
university by RyanM January 3, 2004