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twitter compression

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you
by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021
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Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.
Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.
by Milk_and_Tea February 23, 2021
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Twitter death

When a person is deemed to be dead by the people of Twitter. This usually happens after they have been canceled for doing something wrong.
Person 1: Did you hear JK Rowling is a terf?
Person 2: Yea, I hope she enjoys Twitter death.
Person 3: As far as I'm concerned, Daniel Radcliffe wrote the Harry Potter books.
by mr_candyman March 9, 2021
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Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.
Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.
by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022
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Twittered

To be twittered is to be outraged at something of no importance.
Person 1: "Hey did you see David the other day?"

Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"
by Jeofii August 12, 2021
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Twitter being Twitter

Things that Twitter does that make Twitter Twitter
"hey, whats with Boycott genshin thing on the internet ?"
"Oh its just Twitter being Twitter"
by NormieNormie April 9, 2021
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Twitter again

Hold on, imma leave some space here so I can use both boxes if need be...

Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
He wants to make the world a school! Ha! That's fucking hilarious! Look, he thinks there should be a buy-in to engage in the public discourse (like a student at a college) and that those with ethos (the teachers) should hold more sway over it. That is wild! That's the endgame! The real boys and the puppets! Hahahahahahaha! Nuts. You're fucking nuts man... Hooo... How does not just devolve into free speech animal farm? And you could say 'Well, you have to earn ethos' but 70% of your peers (people with similar ethos) disagree with you. The discourse being controlled by those with higher authority is exactly how we got all the self-censorship in the first place. That's just Chomsky, man. The dregs have a responsibility to remain passive and obedient in their solipsistic gardens of Eden while the golden restructure the world at their leisure or discretion. Too much logos? Who needs rationale? You can just restrict the discourse so that only those who can afford it can speak. Jesus Christ man... 🤦 I was hoping it was the former and not the latter (if you know what I mean). Twitter Again.
by Hym Iam August 4, 2022
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