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Dick-Tooth

The residual yellowish discoloration that settles on the teeth of a person who performs copious amounts of fellatio.
For many years, I have speculated upon the reasons why her teeth were so yellow at such a young age. Then the answer hit me like a ten ton truck. She has Dick-Tooth from all of the blow J's that she has given to numerous men throughout town.
by MuthaFuckaJones December 30, 2011
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Redneck Toothbrush

A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.
Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.
by Sam B. L. June 21, 2012
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Saber Tooth Cat

A prehistoric super old bitch/lady who prays on young men. AKA Cougars Mom.
When your dating a man who's the same age as your grandson your a ,"Saber Tooth Cat."
by JaLa August 13, 2012
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magic toothbrush

While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.
Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."

Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"

Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"
by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 2, 2013
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raggle toothed

a girl whose teeth resemble those of a jagged great white shark

hey, Mike watch out on your date tonight with Kayla, i heard that bitch is so raggletoothed she would slice clean through your dick before you even knew what hit ya
hey, mike watch out on your date tonight with Kayla; I heard that bitch is so raggle toothed she would slice clean through your dick like a shark on a seals ass
by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015
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Rooster Tooth

Peeing at a toilet (usually urinals) when your pee splashes and goes right into your mouth or on your lips.
by I'mnotjoking March 28, 2016
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Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.
Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.
by Uncle Adolf October 13, 2016
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