Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).

Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!

by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019

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pork

joking around with someone, messing with them. mind fucking them, practically.

hey buddy, we’re coming to show you some fire music. and then 3 kids hop out the car and shoot you with paint balls. you got porked.

another example. telling your friend who sells top shelf za, that he should only sell it for 20$ 8ths. haha buddy i’m just porkin you.

my friends girlfriend doesn’t understand the meaning of pork so she thinks it’s not real. right now we’re porking her because it’s real.

she’s been porked

by eight studios January 13, 2024

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Hot Pork

Another word for vagina! Have a horrible day you slut.

“I ate her hot pork last night bro”

by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019

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pork tractor

When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours

Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.

by Porktractor June 9, 2017

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Pork Forker

A woman (or in some cases, a man), who is so fond of the male anatomy that they just can't get enough of it. They Nom on it every chance they can get.

Wow, dude. Look at her. She is such a Pork Forker.

by Ennus July 13, 2010

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