A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.
Similar to beer gut.
After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.
by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014
Get the Mozzarella Gutmug. german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023
Get the Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutschmug. Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
by ThatJO May 4, 2018
Get the gut shelvingmug. A game on Roblox taking place during the Napoleonic Wars, where zombies are rising from the ground, and a group of survivors from different nations band together to survive.
In my opinion, this game is amazing and is highly recommended, it’s clear that time and effort was put into it, even bringing in foreign accents for different NPCs, such as Jean from the Catacombs.
In my opinion, this game is amazing and is highly recommended, it’s clear that time and effort was put into it, even bringing in foreign accents for different NPCs, such as Jean from the Catacombs.
Types of players in Guts & Blackpowder when you are being grabbed by a zombie:
Life infantry: Shoot with a musket/carbine/stab with sword/pike then abandon you
Officer: Shoot with flintlock or stab with sword
Seaman/Navyman: Zombie blown away by a blunderbuss/atomized by the nock gun
Fifer: *plays tunes while you get dragged to the floor and become an infected, just to get tackled by your infected zombie*
Sapper: Slice and dice
Priest: Kills zombie with a stake then spams blessing on you
Surgeon/Doctor: Kills zombie with a sword then spams medical supplies on you
Old Guard: Saves you while thinking you are useless
Life infantry: Shoot with a musket/carbine/stab with sword/pike then abandon you
Officer: Shoot with flintlock or stab with sword
Seaman/Navyman: Zombie blown away by a blunderbuss/atomized by the nock gun
Fifer: *plays tunes while you get dragged to the floor and become an infected, just to get tackled by your infected zombie*
Sapper: Slice and dice
Priest: Kills zombie with a stake then spams blessing on you
Surgeon/Doctor: Kills zombie with a sword then spams medical supplies on you
Old Guard: Saves you while thinking you are useless
by Hkocurek January 30, 2024
Get the Guts & Blackpowdermug. The kind of scream that only gigachads can give out, but rarely do due to the extreme circumstances required for it to happen. It is the manly scream to destroy ALL manly screams. The requirements for the scream to be provoked are:
-The one screaming must be a badass gigachad
-Having a gritty and tragic origin story as to how said gigachad became a gigachad
-Having the gigachad come to care deeply for a large group of people, but especially for a strong independent woman among them.
-The gigachad bearing witness to the leader of said group betraying everyone else in it to the point that everything and everyone the gigachad cared about is either killed, destroyed, or completely mentally broken.
-The gigachad, despite his truly badass abilities, being nonetheless helpless to save anyone he cared about.
The only known person to ever be recorded giving this scream is it's namesake, the main protagonist of Kentaro Miura's manga Berserk. Specifically, the recording is from the last moments of the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk, where Guts screams in utter rage and horror.
-The one screaming must be a badass gigachad
-Having a gritty and tragic origin story as to how said gigachad became a gigachad
-Having the gigachad come to care deeply for a large group of people, but especially for a strong independent woman among them.
-The gigachad bearing witness to the leader of said group betraying everyone else in it to the point that everything and everyone the gigachad cared about is either killed, destroyed, or completely mentally broken.
-The gigachad, despite his truly badass abilities, being nonetheless helpless to save anyone he cared about.
The only known person to ever be recorded giving this scream is it's namesake, the main protagonist of Kentaro Miura's manga Berserk. Specifically, the recording is from the last moments of the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk, where Guts screams in utter rage and horror.
*Griffith turns into Femto after willingly allowing all of his soldiers get devoured by demonic entities, and proceeds to savagely violate Casca while staring directly at Guts, who is pinned down by one of said demonic entities.*
Guts: *Guts scream*
Guts: *Guts scream*
by Exterminator (not really) July 5, 2024
Get the Guts screammug. This condition occurs when you giggle or laugh so hard that your guts or stomach starts to hurt. It's a welcoming feeling.
Julia kept on reading knock knock jokes to Amanda. Amanda could not stop laughing and had a severe case of giggle guts which resulted in Julia almost wetting herself out of contagious laughing. It should be worthy of mentioning that they were both high as hell and XAF - xanax'd as fuck.
by von groovy July 28, 2024
Get the giggle gutsmug. “Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”
“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
by Grell November 28, 2023
Get the turkey gutsmug.