Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.

My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs

by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022

Williamston Football

The Williamston football team is located in Williamston, Michigan and is owned by Brandon Lewis

Williamston football just got demolished by Brandon Lewis. Baby ass hornets.

by thatfootballguy12849 December 14, 2021

varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know

did you hear about varsity football?

by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021

Footballs

A Xanax offered by a street dealer in Baltimore

Y’all want some footballs? Footballs! Footballs!

by Dang247365 April 12, 2022

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

Football

The best sport ever.

Let’s go and play some football!
Wanna play football?

by Quinn2772 April 20, 2022

College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.

A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.

by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021