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Swamp Donkey

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.
She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey
by Cheekie June 1, 2004
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Donkey Kill

A donkey kill is arguably the most repugnant human sexual act. While engaging in anal (doing her up the ass), donkey punch her so hard that she dies. Congradulations, you have just executed the Donkey Kill.
Panzies Donkey Kill with a gun. Chuck Norris Donkey kills with his fist.
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donkey poop

(1) Stuff that falls from the back end of a donkey.

(2) Something to replace the word shit.

(Also see poop)
(1) Eewww... I stepped in a pile of donkey poop.

(2) Oh Donkey Poop.
by Winter March 8, 2005
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donkey dick

Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.
The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.
by ForbesK April 27, 2006
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Donkey Dick

A 12 to 14 inch piece of Polish Sausage or "kielbasa".

Usually comes in a "2-pack" in which the two pieces of sausage resemble a pair of Donkey Penii laid parallel to each other and are ready to cook.
Hey hon, what's for supper?

What? Donkey dick 'n' taters again?

Nasty!
by ButtFuzz November 13, 2006
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Donkey Welt

A severe raised marking or abrasion left on the skin after being slapped with a man’s penis. More severe than a normal mushroom stamp.
Whoa! Did you see the donkey welt Don left on Dustin's forehead?!
by MadVan September 25, 2009
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poker donkey

Donks are the parasites of the poker world.

Donks will call any bet, to chase any draw, with any two cards.

Donks have a psychological problem, a gambling addiction.
For Donks, the adrenaline rush of taking huge risks is better than sex.
You might think if you put a donk all-in, or literally put a gun to their head they might fold?
Nope.
That would only make it more of a thrill for them to "risk it all."

A few things you can do to beat donks:

1. Defuse their "thrill" reflex by keeping pots small and boring.
Resist the urge to bet big to "protect" your hand. That's like waving a red cape at a bull in a china shop. Don't worry about giving away "free cards." It's only a free card if he would have folded.

2. Have a deep bankroll.
If possible, get some big corporation to stake your buy-ins.
You may have to wear a hat or Tshirt with their logo, and maybe pose for some promotional photos, but you'll never have to worry about being out of the action just because of suck-outs.
The real threat from donks is that they win YOUR money, then lose it to someone ELSE while you're broke.
The goal is to still be there to capitalize when this piece of filth's luck finally runs out.

3. Don't play micro stakes.
That's any Vegas NLHE cash game with a Big Blind LESS than $10, or tournament with a buy-in less than $500. While you might find a donk in any game, micro stakes are absolutely infested with them; and you just may as well go play Roulette.
That damn poker donkey just couldn't take "fold" for an answer; and of course, he sucked out on the River.
by Max Prophet January 23, 2016
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